It is a known thing that America is a country with the largest number of lawyers in the world both in absolute and relative terms. Active members of the profession belong to the richer layer of American citizens because the number of disputes in America, huge, and the court is impossible to appear without a lawyer, whose fees were 30% of the value of the dispute. Because of a lot of people with kidney disease in the United States exist a large number of kidney disease attorney company.
In the below described is a humorous but an authentic view (not) common attorney questions and statements.
-Are you or your younger brother the one who was killed in the war?
-Did he kill you?
-Your youngest son, the twenty-one years, tell us how old is he?
At the door, a well-known New York lawyer is this warning:
-When you walk into this office, bring me your problem as humble as possible, and I let it complicate it if necessary.
The oldest profession
-Disputing an engineer, a surgeon and a lawyer on whose profession is the oldest. The surgeon points out: We all know how God from Adam’s rib created Eve. It is obvious that medicine is first created.
An engineer responds: Yes, but before that, God is the chaos created heaven and earth, and in less than a week. You must agree that it was a masterpiece of engineering, and it makes this profession older than medicine.
Then the lawyer happily laughed and said – Who do you think created the chaos?
Legal Interesting news – Unusual theft
In the German town of Trier, police arrested 23-year-old student, because his laptop plugging it in at the railway station and consumed electricity worth one cent. The student against whom the police have filed a complaint for theft of electricity, did not deny that include lap-top into the electricity grid at a railway station, and it is done therefore to check the address of a hotel.
Although kangaroos live in Australia, a kangaroo was stolen in Poland. The police assumed that the thieves had remained hidden in the zoo to the closure, after which they broke into the cage and took the kangaroo, and for thieves to trace.